Poop, Paxil, and Pageantry

Okay, someone has got to help me. I am addicted to Freecycle (search your yahoo groups for one in your area). It is all Jennifer's fault. I am even watching things in Texas. I can't get them, but I like to see what people are just giving away. Oh and Craigslist . You should check it out in your area. I look at ours every morning. I have no money, but I sure look for shit I don't need. And a big thank you goes out to Rhianna for the Margarita. Man, you are one sweet bitch. I am on a hunt for a new photo for my profile and we all know it can not be a picture of myself. The thing with that is, everyone will be jealous of my beauty, plus I will have to start worrying about stalkers and all. Anyways, I was searching for a picture of some drugged out, used up beauty/prom queen and I came across the Freaking News . I laughed my ass off as I searched through the site. You should give it a wee little look.

Apparently I did not explain udders well enough the first time. Let me try again. No, you do not pull on two penises and milk comes out. those are udders. they are boobies on the cows. It is just like the mommies who breast feed their babies. They ARE NOT penises. they are udders. Hopefully they are able to grasp the idea now. I may also have to explain Iraq a little better. The kids keep asking when we are going to Iraq. WE are NOT going. Just Daddy. He can't take us with. No, Sears is not Iraq nor is WalMart. Clint has a physical today for some additional life insurance. I am a prepare for the worst and hope for the best kind of person. i want to have all my ducks in a row....just in case. I am always open to planning advice. Got any?

So, I have been in a bit of a funk. Let's see ifI can catch everyone up on thelast month and a half. We went to Texas to visit family. I had such a great time. We went to Sprintown first and visited with Clint's family. The kids had a lovely time. Mama and Papa have a four wheeler that Mommy liked way mor ethen the kids. I definently have a need for speed. I think the kids freaked Papa out a bit while we were there. My kids use the proper names (penis and vagina) for their private bits. Papa took all my babies out on a four wheeler ride. When the kiddos saw a new calf nursing, they asked Papa why one cow was sucking the other cows penis. I guess I really need to get them out a bit more. We then went to San Antonio. That stay was short and sweet. We had a great time there as well. Nana and Grandad took the kids to wal-mart to pick out toys. They loved that. So now, we have more toys. Man, these kids are spoiled. The kids have now been introduced to the belt. We are having a bit ...