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And honey I have got some doubt...okay, that was cheesy but it goes right along with these girls performing. UGH!!!! I thought Alaina sang really well. I love me some Olivia Newton John and she did it pretty darn god. Okay, but that having been said.......her dress was down right FUGLY !!! Please, someone dress Aexandrea in some clothes not so 12 year old skater boyish. I can hardly concentrate on how she sings when I have to look at her in those clothes. She is going to have to go. Kady totally ruined my most favorite HEART song. I may have to hunt her down and kill her for what she did to MAGIC MAN. She should have sang some HELEN REDDY or ANNE MURRAY. I thought Asia'h looked awesome. I love that high waisted pencil skirt look. She sang pretty good too. I say she sticks around awhile. Carly sand HEART. I have already made it clear that I love HEART. Well, I think she did an awesome job. I loved it. I did however HATE her dress. There is something about Syesha that rubs me ...

Michael's performance was disppointing after last weeks. I realy wanted him to quit bouncing around. Jason Castro picked a lame song but I think this guy is really good. I also like how comfortable he is with his guitar. Luke seemed to be a bit show-girlish. I do think he is sooooooo cute.So why does he have to be the best of everything? He is an alright singer. Robbie reminds me of Justin Timberlake. He sang good but needed more umph. I like him though. Here comes queeny!!! Danny sang the Carpenters. He sang it good but he is more GAY IDOL. Maybe he could be Perez Hilton's BFF. David H performed like he was a chick trying too hard to be sexy. I found it comical. He sang okay but his performance was a joke. David Cook has nice teeth, sang really well and picked a great song. What is with all the gayness. I love me some gayness but it seems to be oozing all over idol this season. Did you see Jason's shiny belt? He is such a mediocre singer. Chikezie is a doll. I love him. He...

I like to think that my kids are pretty damn smart. I would say in some aspects they are above average. Well, last night Ethan proved he was a genius. He was sitting on the pot waiting for an ass wiping. When I came in, he scooped up his balls and said "Look Mommie, It's my brain." I told you he was a genius. Many grown men won't even admit that they keep their brains down there.

Oh my goodness. Holy Shit is what I really have to say. Jimmie Kimmel's rebuttle to Sarah Silverman's "I'm F@*&ing Matt Damon". It is pretty dang funny.

Well, Four of the idols left. I really have no problem with any of them being voted off. I am going to miss the Peter Frampton boy a little because he had a fun personality. This is a singing contest though, not a personality contest. Hey,hey,hey gooooodbye

Okay, so here we are again. I am so full of opinions. I am not as thrilled with the girls as I thought I would be. Kristy was cute and I loved her eye makeup even though she looked a little squinty. Her performance was okay. She was not outstanding. This could be nerves or the fact that a bunch of them are sick. I am not sure, but I can tell you she will NOT win. Of course that is sad because she sold her BEST horse to get to the audition. No regrets Kristy. Check out her MYSPACE. Jo-anne was Awful with a capital A. It sounded to me like Loretta Devine (you know the receptionist chick from that new adorable show ELI STONE) was onstage singing. Alaina has some kind of funky thing (like a mended gap) with her front teeth and I actually love it. I think it gives her such character. I grew up with a girl who had the cutest most delightful gap. I was a little sad when she got the gap fixed. I mean she looked cute still, but the gap had such character. Okay, I have strayed. Anyway, Alaina ...

Okay, so here are my opinions about the twelve guys who competed this week. All of them are very talented, but there can only be ONE! Chikezie was so adorable. He has a smooth voice and a great amount of charisma. I like him well enough. Colton was plain. He had a decent voice, but no umph. Danny is a pretty good singer and a total queen. I have nothing, and I mean NOTHING against queens. That being said, he has an old queen's attitude. The smooched lips and the Emo wardrobe just doesn't scream American Idol to me. Maybe Gay American Idol. David whispered queen and was entirely too meek. David A. is a sweet , young queen. I could totally see him in the next installment of High School Musical 24...or whatever number they are on. David C. was pretty good but this picture makes him look like a total douche. Garret is very BeeGees and I LOVE the BeeGees. The are sort of girly in a non-queen way. There was just something about this kid. I really like him, but an American Idol winne...

Clint and I have started researching schools and neighborhoods. We have been driving through subdivisions. We would like to have a house bought and moved into before the 2008-2009 school year starts. Here is home number one. It is great. In a wonderful neighborhood with a terrific elementary school and it is in our price range. Whoohoo. I will put it on the list. Also, Yesterday was big brother, JackArmy's 38th birthday. I really am so proud he is my brother. He is growing (not just around the middle) to be quite a good man. Kudos to you, JACKARMY! 43 days, 4 hours, 6 minutes and 58 seconds smoke free. 777 cigarettes not smoked. $185.76 saved and 5 days, 22 hours of your life saved.