Poop, Paxil, and Pageantry

I am hosting the Karnival Of Kidz on the 18th of this month. You have until Sunday to get your submissions in. Go to the link and fill out your submission form . I am very new to submitting myself. I am even newer to hosting (my first time, that's right...a Karnival virgin). I will answer any questions I can. If I cannot answer them, we will turn to our Karnival guru Val . Now for the threat. If you do not play, I will hunt you down and take pictures of you on the toilet. If that doesn't scare you.....I will then personally poop on each and every lawn of each and every person who doesn't play (you will then be billed for my travel expenses....can you afford that? I think not!). UPDATE: There have been some questions. I will explain (If you have anything to add Val, please do) how it works. You make a post about you as a kid or your kids (on your blog anytime before Sunday...the sooner the better). Pictures are GREAT!!!! You then submit the information for that post (using ...

Dear Lord, Please grant me the serenity to deal with potty training. I am up to my ass and elbows in piss and shit. Steven keeps taking off his underwear and peeing before he gets to the potty and Emily has diarhea and keeps getting up before she is done, leaving shit droplets on the floor. Why can you not make them potty trained at birth? I know of your capabilities and ask that you take this small request under advisement. Though it is to late for me, you would surely save other parents a great deal of frustration. You would also have a lot less Catholics having to confess of evil thoughts. You know the ones I mean. The killing of offsping, due to urine soaked carpet. Thank you for your consideration. Sincerely, A frustrated mother who is already on paxill and cannot afford to turn to alcoholism.

I spent most of the day outside with the kids. We were trying to stay out of Clint's hair. He has been working on an essay quiz most of the day. I did finally start reading East of Eden. I have been dying to read that book forever. Clint picked up some grass seed for me while he was out getting the bi-weekly haircut. So, this evening I decided to fill in some of the bare spots in our front yard. Imagine my surprise when I realized we had gotten more than what be paid for. Apparently this little guy got a heck of a lot more than he bargained for. I know I did. I was scattering the grass seed by hand and was a bit SURPRISED when I came up with a handful of mouse.

Okay, I have a blinkie for everyone on my blogroll. I just finished. If you do not like your blinkie, bite my butt. Okay, I am kidding. Tell me if you do not like your blinkie. Once you have transferred 100 dollars to my paypal account, I will change your blinkie. Any questions? I should have blinkie credit sites up by early next week. Again, If you are not on my blogroll and used to be, please let me know. I lost some blogs off my desktop favorites. Lurkers, say hi. Let me know you are here every now and then. Leave a comment, you know you want to. To those of you who do not like me, and you know who you are, get a friggin' life. Quit coming here. It is sad when you do not want anything to do with me, but you still keep up with my day to day life. Either shit or get off the pot.

Well, the girls have left. Clint took me out to eat on Thursday night. I guess we figured since the girls were leaving on Saturday, it was probably going to be our last chance to get out without our children. He took me to a restaurant called Solos . You can eat inside this plane. Clint then took me to Joy Rides . I had never, in my 31 years, driven go carts . I love it. I have the need for speed. While we were there, we saw Last Night was Teen night. Clint suggested I take Katie and Kimberly for their last night. I think they had a pretty darn good time. We played putt-putt. We drove go-carts. We rode the tornado. And, We won tons of tickets. I do believe a great time was had by all. We got home pretty late and Clint and the girls were on the road before 6 this morning. They are meeting Dad in Amarillo for the exchange. Thanks for coming girls. I will miss you.

Katie and Kimberly were babysitting for us and caught the twins showing some love. Twins are so much fun. It really is amazing the bond they have. I think it is pretty obvious in this picture. Steven better be careful, Emily may hug him to death.

Jen is hosting the Karnival of Kidz . Get those entries in by Sunday!!!