Poop, Paxil, and Pageantry

I have so much ratteling around in my brain. For those of you who are nosey like me, let me just say that the family drama moved to e-mails and is now over. I am not happy with the outcome, but I will say honesty is the best policy and that is all I will be. DONE!!!! I was going to play some Way Back Wednesday , but I can not find the pictures. Dammit!!!!! Sorry MaMaDuck. I wanted to earn the bonus points for cheesy background. Ethan is now in the "I will take my diaper off anytime anywhere" phase. I am telling you, I really am starting to lose my poop appreciation. Poop on the carpet is just gross. Well, if it is deer pellets, it is kind of funny. Okay, a lot funny. Man, I am just dry, I have nothing. I think I am just a bit worn out. How about some requests (non porn). That might liven me up a bit. I will answer any question or show any picture. Wanna see my kitchen? Man, I am pathetically addicted to this thing. Just rambles.

I learned all about ISPs tonight. I learned how to find out where people are coming from (where there computer is) that are looking at my blog. One of the free stats sites I use shows me all the ISPs that access my blog. How cool is that. I know who you are and how often you come. Some of you are not coming enough and some of you.....naughty naughty. If others only knew how obsessed you were. It is a cool thing to check out. Everyone should sign up for it. The site is called Free Stats. Do you know your ISP? I do!!!!!!!! Yes, even you.

Let's all play with Kris 1. Name one productive thing you accomplished this past weekend. Had a sex toy party and made some money for my friend Amy. Watched two movies and did all the laundry. 2. Name two things that you look forward to doing. I look forward to vacuuming with my new handy dandy vacuum (pathetic I know). I also look forward to or am looking forward to Thanksgiving. 3. Name three things that gross you out. This one is hard. It takes a lot. Eye surgery, hair in the drain, filthy houses!!!!!! 4. Name four things that you normally do on a daily basis. Spank children, do flashcards, take craps, clean the house, do laundry, take my crazy lady meds, miss Texas..... 5. Name five things that you own that you think you could get rid of and not miss. (NOT THE COMPUTER) Debt, Car payment, I have clean swept my house so many times, I really do not have much. Sad huh?

I decided to follow the lead and play some games today to lighten the mood. So, I went to Christie's blog and decided to play To Much Info Tuesday. 1. How long do you carry guilt around with you?Not long. I try very hard not to hurt people deliberatly. If I have hurt someone, I am more then willing to admit it and apologize 2. If you were single and could be with any one person, who would it be? I think George Clooney is preety damn cool. 3. What is that one thing that gets you going the fastest and just makes you melt? A clean Kitchen that was cleaned by hubby. Oh, and vacuuming. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. 4. Do you gossip? Not so much. I love to hear everyone's business, but I try hard to not tell anyone but Amy, Tara, and Clint. It is like confessional. You have to get it out so you do not let it slip around the wrong people. They are like my priests. 5. Do you take reading material with you to the bathroom? Hell no. I am in and out. Never had a "slow" day in my life. Bonus...

Hello!!! My name is Katy and I am an asshole. Wait....that is the same subject. Shit. Let's see, today is tuesday. One more day until LOST!!!! I love that friggin' show. I am also a huge fan of desperate housewives. I do feel it has gotten a bit slow, I think they need to remember what made that show "off the chain". I got that from that dumb MTV show Sweet Sixteen. I think I watch it because it is like a car accident. You just can't take you eyes off of it. Those kids are so horrible. Do people really let their children act that way? Ugh!!!!! I have a big pile of stuff I need to list on ebay and just can't seem to muster up the drive. Anyone want to do it for me. I know...I can take to some service. Shah As if!!!! heehee I got nothing people. Nothing. What a waste of a post.

Well, I did not get to do anything online yesterday. Why? Because my internet and cable was out. Yes, I paid the bill. Not all lower enlisted folks are bad with money. We had a snow storm. It snowed ALL day. Lucky for us. none of it stuck. Our high was 37. Whoo Hoo!!! I have big time catching up to do. My older brother has headed back to LA and apparently there was zero damage to their household goods. Thank God!!!! The packers are coming this week (I think) to load their stuff up and ship to Hawaii. His wife called me the other day to tell me that Little Brother's wife had started a blog called "I Hate My Sister-in-law". Nice huh? Well, she thought I might be able to read it and figure out why she hates both my family and I so much. Unfortunately she had deleted it already. Anybody read it? Could you tell me why she is so mad at me so I know what to apologize for when I get her to speak to me one day. I am by no means perfect, but I have not done anything malicious to he...

Man oh man, what a weekend thus far. Friday night's sex toy party yielded a shit load of people. There were 23 people besides my friend Amy. The orders are still coming in. Yah!!!! Amy!!!!! After the sex party guests began to leave, my darling neighbors and I started to drink, chat, and just have an all around delightful time. Clint decided to go to bed around midnight. Shortly after, two guys from across the way showed up and invited all of us over to their yard, where they had a keg. I declined and off to bed I went to do my "wifely duties" (To much info, I know). At about 2 am, my phone rang. It was Amy. I decided to ignore the call, figuring she was just calling to be a smartass and interrupt the "business". I was so very wrong. About 10 minutes later, there was a knock at the door. Amy tells me that her husband Mike, Clint's good friend, is in handcuffs. WHAT THE HELL?!?!?! OKAY, SO HERE IS WHAT HAPPENED: Three couples (our friends) went to the party, w...