Poop, Paxil, and Pageantry

I think I found why there is always such a battle between men and women and of course the normal communication problems. It is a little hard to read. She says "watcha eatin'?" The box says "Nut N Bitch" Bwhahahahahha

Here is a little sketch of how I prepared my halloween costume.

I could have sworn I was tagged for this one, but can not remember by who. If I wasn't, well I am doing it anyway. 1. The town I grew up in. Well, considering I was a military brat, I will show you my favorite place we lived and also the place we settled. I loved 29 Palms the best out of all the places we lived because I remember it the most and I met one of my most favorite people there. We settled in San Antonio, so I consider that HOME. 2. Where I live now: Fort Carson Colorado 3. My Name 4. My grandmother's name 5. My favorite food: Pasta, Pasta, and more pasta. YUMMY 6.My favorite drink: Milk in a frozen mug. 7. My favorite smell: No, it isn't crap. That would be the most often smelled. I like things to smell clean.

Toni, over at My View , tagged me. Here we go.... Seven things I want to do before I die: 1. Go to Ireland 2. Get a boob job 3. Have my deviated septum fixed 4. Get my degree in mortuary science 5. Have grandchildren 6. Be debt free 7. Learn how to be computer fluent Seven things I can do: 1. Wipe butts 2. Grow grass 3. Balance a checkbook 4. Make an ass of myself 5. Bake 6. Love 7. Forgive Seven things I say a lot : 1. Friggin' 2. Right On 3. No 4. Get Down 5. Ah shit 6. Quit Fighting 7. Get in bed Seven celebrity crushes: 1. George Clooney 2. Matthew McConaughey 3. Robert Downey Junior That's it really. I can't think of anyone else. Seven people who have nothing better to do than to get tagged: All of you seven people who come here.

I am in shock. I guess I like to believe in the good in people, but boy have I been proven wrong. Last night, I went to write a check for the little girl next door's fundraiser. I realized the check numbers were off. (I only write checks for the commissary, car payment, and of course fundraisers) I thought the checks must have been misprinted, but when I looked at the binding, you could tell two checks and their carbons have been torn off. The only time my wallet was accessible was Friday night when we had company. I hate to think that someone who makes just as little as we do, has kids, and should know better would do such a horrible thing. I closed my account last night and had to open a new one. Can you believe I was able to do all that on the phone at 10:00 at night? What a great bank.

Thanks to Jenny, who you can find here and here , I have a much better looking blog. Now, keep in mind, she just fixed the things I asked her to do (and maybe some things she knew looked god awful), but her talents go way beyond my little pathetic blog. Now, I just have to work on the title. I want it to be all sparkly. You know, like my personality. Did you just roll your eyes? Whatever!!!!!

or maybe just a little help with some code? Notice the dotted lines in the sidebar? Well, I took those out in the main body. I want to put a little candy corn graphic across there. I already have the graphic, but can not figure out the code to make it show up there. Oh yeah, just one more thing. I want to add pictures to my title and it will not let me do it. Who wants to be my hero? Anyone? Hello?