Poop, Paxil, and Pageantry

My children are so damn intelligent. Please do not be jealous or feel like I am bragging. I just want people to know that I have given birth to the ulitimate Humans!!!! They probably have super powers that they have just not realized. click to see video Again, I want to be clear, I am not in any way trying to brag, I am just stating the obvious. My kids are way smarter then your kids. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Oh Yes and you people from Mensa .....quit calling. We are still looking over your brochures. More updates? Well, I have still not smoked. I really wanted to when my dear and darling husband RAN after a speeder last night. Yes, you read that correctly. Clint did in fact catch up with them only seconds before the MPs did. He gave his "official" statement and the young man was arrested and charged with a DUI. WHOOHOO!!!! One small run for Clint, One giant victory for our neighborhood. That is all for now my precious little menions (insert evil laugh here).

Today is day seven without a cigarette. I am trying to be as public as possible. I have told the kids Mommy quit because it is disgusting and could kill me, I have gotten some Webutrin...........I want to be a non-smoker. Good luck to me.

Okee dokee, here is the scoopie poopie. I am going to take the Welbutrin in addition to the Paxil, but only for awhile. I REALLY want this time (quitting smoking) to be successful. Side effects.....Could enhance my OCD. I say that like it is a good thing. OCD is great for me. It could also bring out sypmtoms of terets (is that spelled wrong? oh well who friggin' cares) if I already have it and just haven't shown symptoms yet. That could be entertaining. I told Dr. Dawson I would just use that as an excuse if I act like an ass. Clint can't get mad if I have a medical condition. So Karen, do not worry. There will be no change in my title. Whew!!!!!!

That's right, who's your momma? Karen did a friggin' awesome job. I love it!!!! I have to see if I am going to get some buttons for all of you to put on your site. You know not that I am a blog whore or anything. Okay, I am. Is there a twelve step program for attention junkies like me? And my therapist says I am not crazy. Bwhahahahahahaha......I have her fooled. Oh yes, I am on my way to see her in about nine minutes. I made an appointment to see about taking Welbutrin instead of PAxil. I hear it is supposed to help with Cigarette smoking. No, I have not cheated. I want to every now and then. I would really like something to make it easier though. This shit is such a bitch.

I am not only going to quit smoking, but I am also going to take off the winter fluff I have put on. Here I am in my first before picture....I know I have a way to go, but I think I can do it. I am going to do some Pilates, Yoga and even a bit of the ol' Tae BO. As you can tell by the picture, I have a bit of toning up to do as well.

I met you in my early twenties. We had a bit of a love hate relationship at first, but now....it is hard to imagine life without you. You have been with me through good times and bad. So, Marlboro Lights.......thank you for your confort, compassion and for all the good times. I will not give in to my longing. I will never see you again. I will want to. I will miss you at times. Especially after a few drinks. It has just come to the point in my life where I must put my health and my children before you. I hope you understand. I have others now to consider. Goodbye. Quiting is such sweet sorrow!!!!! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Friday night I am starting a 6 day detox with Amy and Jenn. I am going to try to quit smoking again. Here is what really made me change my mind..... Steven and Emily have been biting their little nails.....I am sure because they have seen Mommy do it. I do not want them to bite their nails. It is a yucky habit. So, Mommy quit biting her nails and I have been on them like flies on shit to keep their fingers out of their mouths. This is where it began. I am willing to stop biting my nails because it had an adverse effect (affect...shit whichever) on my children, but I was still smoking. HMMMMMMMM....Studies hsow that a very high percentage of children with parents who smoke will one day smoke themselves. I believe this. My parents smoked and My younger brother and I both picked up the habit (he to a much lesser degree). I do not want my children to ever smoke. I do not want to be the reason they smoke. I want nothing but the best for them and if I am willing to stop biting my nails, how ...