Poop, Paxil, and Pageantry

I have often wondered when the entertaining conversations with my children would stop. Well, I am pretty sure the answer to that question is NEVER! The kids were playing camping. To set up the scene, they were all on the bottom bunk with a blanket hanging over from the top bunk, all the lights off, and handy dandy flashlights in their hands. All seemed well and good until all three came out to ask about a bump found in Ethan's belly button. I closely examined it and then reassure them it was merely a mole (skin tag). Of course I did start to wonder how they found this thing while "camping". The three of them explained that they had been playing doctor and discovered during an examination. Okay, okay. They all have their clothes on so I see no harm in the situation. Awhile later, Steven asked me what the slimy green stuff was in Ethan's nose. Mom: Well honey, he has a little bit of a cold. that is snot. Steven: Oh that is gross. Mom: Yes, yes it is pretty dang gross. S...

We were shopping at Lowes today. The best place in the world to buy presents for Big Daddy. Ethan and Emily were like flies on shit finding presents for Dad, Steven....not so much. He proceeded to tell me all the stores we would have to shop at until he found just the right gift for Dad. Emily suggested a ceiling fan, which of course was unacceptable. "We already have plenty of those!!!" Steven replied. After I turned down the PS3, at the fourth store, he finally settled on.........well, I can't tell you. Clint does read the stupid shit I write on here sometimes. Oh a little p.s. Ethan bought Grandma Claire a snowman that poops candy. When Emily explained that Grandma Claire was too old for the Hannah montana makeup he originally picked out, he moved on to the pooping candy snowman. That kid would not be swayed. Hope she likes it. HEHEHEHE

We are busy putting up Christmas lights when Steven comes to ask us a few questions. The conversation went like this: Steven " Uh what's that guy's name? You know God's son..." Me "You mean Jesus?" Steven "Ya, him. Is he a zombie?" Me "Excuse me?" Steven "Well, he died and then came back, so is he a zombie?" Me "No, no Jesus is not a zombie" I am wondering if this is a sign to either get them immediately into bible school or NEVER put them in bible school.

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Please people, no comments on the fancy linoleum that we have in our house. It's a rental already. Just pay attention to those heels. I love them. Hubba Hubba Hubba!!!! Oh and P.S. I think we will go remarkably unaffected by IKE, but those poor people down at the coast and good grief even in Louisiana. They are all in our prayers.

I just got these new heels and man o man they are hot. I need to take a picture and post them. I am now just looking for the occasion to wear them. Maybe tomorrow when I am getting al the laundry done and the kitchen mopped. Oh man, I could have worn them today at the grocery store. They are are HOT I tell you.

So, Ike is heading this way and has pretty much screwed us out of a camping trip this weekend. You know IKE is going to be a son of a bitch, I mean wasn't it IKE TURNER who beat the hell out of MS. TINA TURNER? I think there is a chance we may be camping at home. They are predicting 50 mph winds here in San Antonio and the possibility of no power for the weekend. What? You mean I will not have a TV to babysit my children. Well, shit. Of course Clint will probably have to work the entire time because apparently the railroad has a lot of shit to fix when a hurricane comes barreling through breaking crossings and other equipment. So, me the kids and no TV? OH SHIT!!!!! I AM FREAKING OUT!!!! I LOVE TV!!!