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The New Plan

So here is what I was thinking. I have very smart, cute and well behaved (wink wink) children. I am thinking I should sell my eggs to some women who can't use their own. I have GREAT eggs. I wonder how much I could get. If I could raise enough money to pay off Clint's students loans before he got out of the military, we would have such an advantage. Can someone raise that much selling eggs? We could help some poeple have kids while helping ourselves at the same time. what a great idea. I am sure I still have planty of eggs. Oh and I make twins. I dropped two friggin' eggs at one time. I am one fertile bitch. I quit smoking (which is going okay by the way), I am pretty damn healthy, I would quit taking my pills for harvesting time and my kids are friggin' smart as shit. I am not just saying that because I am their mother. You can ask anyone who has met my kids. I should look into it. I really should. Want some eggs?

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