Listen Katy, it is important to lower your caloric intake and increase your caloric outake if you want to lose those eight pounds you put on over the winter. Katy, those love handles hanging over the sides of your pants are not sexy nor is the "little" pooch. You must do your Pilates everyday. You must quit stuffung yourself with carbs. Why oh why are you such a carb addict. Why do you love the candy so. Why must you do this to yourself. You must fight the urges. Fight it. Be strong!!!! Oh and you stupid bitch, do not go outside and help Amy all day with a yard sale and not put sun block on your face. You are such an ass bag. Well, at least you are going to look like one pretty damn soon if you keep exposing your youthful supple skin to the sun. Bwahahahaha
I was considering a new layout, a new title, well just an overall new feel to my blog. I mean some things have changed since I first started recording my thoughts and feelings of the going ons in my everyday life. Well, I am no longer taking Paxil and well, crap.....I think that is it. I thought the poop was really no longer an issue as well until this week. Someone decided that an oopsie poopsie was not something they might share with their mother. You know the lady who does the laundry. I was blessed with the joy, upon removing clean clothes form the laundry, an overwhelming smell of shit. Yep, SHIT!!!! I had almost all the clothes in the dryer and noticed a wad, a ball, a massive roll of poop. Apparently someone had pooped enough in their underwear and then just snuck it into the dirty laundry. GROSS!!!! I mean really?!?!?!? You don't think you might have at least given me a heads up so that I could pre-clean the undies. Man, boys are so gross!
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