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Recalling the LabiaPlasty BEFORE and AFTER

While I was in Texas staying with Tara, I made up my mind that when we have the money I am going to get a boob job. Tara and I started the research and spent quite a bit of time looking at before boobs and after boobs. One night, Ethan came in after we had already moved on to the link that read "labiaplasty". Come on, you know you would look too. Anyways, the little guy comes wondering in, still in a half sleeping state, until he saw a before labia picture on the screen. Oh, his attention was caught. He immediately wanted to know what it was Aunt Tara and I were looking at. Always being the straight forward parent, Tara followed my lead and told him at was labia. Ethan's response? "EWWWWWW Wabia is diskustin' " Tara and I laughed so hard. If he only knew his thoughts would change when he gets older. After clicking on the after picture and seeing what appeared to be a lovely pink, symmetrical set of labia, Ethan responded with " MMMMMM I wanna eat that Wabia". Apparently my youngest son was reminded of some delicious taffy or bubblegum. I was amazed at how quickly his opinion changed. I thought it would surely take years for him to come to such a reconciled thought. Ahh, out of the mouths of babes.

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