I can't believe it. I am so friggin' famous. You may send me a self addressed stamped envelope and I will send you my autograph. Trust me folks, it is going to be worth big bucks pretty damn soon. I know you want to know where my newly found fame has come from don't you?!?! Well, I have been mentioned on BlackFives Blog and he is the biggidy bomb baby. I am freakin' man. I bet I get an invitation to walk the red carpet at the commissary now. I thought I was big time when My brother's site got a mention on MSNBC, but man. Thanks BlackFive for the shout out and thank you to my children for all the great shit stories and for down right tormenting me (I swear they are trying to kill me). Thank you to My friends back home in Texas for all your support. Thank you to my Dad for keeping my dog for the last year and a half. Thank you, of course, to my husband who always seems to play the straight man. I know you all think I am crazy, but this is like Snoop given you a shout out when excepting an award. My little ass blog was mentioned on his big ass popular blog. Holy ape shit!!! I guess if you haven't figured it out already, I am friggin' as excited as a fat girl at a buffet. Damn!!!!!
When I was a young girl, I was always suffering from some "ailment". I am pretty sure it was for attention. Of course the attention was often a spanking for being such a giant pain in the ass and after a trip to the doctor, the diagnosis was an attention whore. Well I'll be damned, my chickens are coming home to roost. They are coming home, pecking me in my ass, and then shitting on my head. Emily has a doctors appointment thia morning because she is certain that she cannot hear. I believe that her eras are clogged, but not that she is permantly going deaf. Dear god help me if she is because that will mean I actually have to get up off my ass wen I need her for something and can not just yell for her. UGH!!! This could be problematic either way. If my Mom were still alive, I am certain she would be attending all htese appointments with me just for the sheer joy of pointing and laughing at me. I mean really, if it wasn;t happening to me, I too would be pointing and laughin...
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