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Weird Habits? What Weird Habits?

I have been tagged. Double tagged. By both Rhianna and ArmyWifeToddlerMom. I am supposed to list my five weird habits. Oh where to strat, where to start.

1. I eat my M&Ms in pairs and each pair has to be the same color.

2. I have to make my bed or I feel like the room is a huge mess.

3. I have to call my Grandmother and Dad anytime something remotely exciting happens in my sad little pathetic existence.

4. ArmyWifeToddlerMom always checks her ass and I always check my bbobs. Like I expect them to have grown at least two cupsizes since the last time I saw them.

5. I spend hundreds of dollars on push up bras, scrapbooking supplies and other crap on the internet everyday. I just never actually check out. I guess it is my way of pretending to get stuff I really want or need but can not afford

I am sure that is all the weird things I do (wink wink)

Oh, I am not tagging anyone!!! Get over it.

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