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It is 8am and we have already done so much. Daddy made eggs, bacon, and toast for breakfast. The kids had waffles, bacon and raisins (in a raisin, out a raisin). The dinner dishes have been unloaded and the breakfast dishes loaded. The kitchen has been swept and I have caught up on my blog reading (oh so very important). I have not spanked anyone yet nor Have I yelled. I have figured out (on a suggestion from my Grandmother) to whisper. They have to strain to hear you and will stop what they are doing to listen. It worked some yesterday. I will try again today...only because my spanking hand is worn out. ha ha ha!!! Last night the twins were playing with their door (opening and closing). Mom and Dad said NO many times. OH Crap, You see it coming don't you!!! OUCH...Ethan's fingers were shut in the door. He was screaming bloody murder. Daddy wanted to scare the twins (if he had spanked them it may have been to harsh considering we were both pissed out of our minds) so he yelled "DO NOT TOUCH THAT DOOR AGAIN OR I WILL KICK YOUR BUTT." Yes people, he said butt. Scary unh? I couldn't help but laugh. I came downstairs and made Steven and Emily stand in the corner. Dad decided to then give them a stern talking to. Holy Shit , that was even funnier. I had to cover my face with a pillow to keep the children from seeing my pure amusement. Clint is not very good at being mean!!! Poor thing.
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