Okay, not really. I have stuck my hand up a cow's ass and have moved into a house of our own (of course we will probably be moving out of this house to load up and move to San Antonio). I wonder how many times I can say move. So, there you go...all caught up. We were practicing trick or treating with the kids the other day. You know, making them ring the door bell, say trick or treat and of course the ever important THANK YOU. Ethan would not say thank you. He finally told me " Give me REAL candy." Apparently fake candy was not worth using up a thank you. Maybe his thank yous are limited. I mean if he has only a certain amount, it was probably a good decision not to waste them on your Mom, pretending to give you candy. Better save those thank yous for the real thing. The kids is a friggin ' genius or just a huge asshole.