Poop, Paxil, and Pageantry

Boring Uhm she sang good....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Awesome SO GOOD I loved it. She is really good. I love her. Maybe it is because she is Irish. I love the Irish. I was not impressed until he sag the chorus. It was lovely. SUCK IT!!!! Go back to Dick's (the gay bar he stripped at) She was not AS bad tonight. I can not believe I said that. She jumps on my nerves. HO-HUM he sings good but I was bored. SUCK IT Kristy. You can go back to Dick's too. Bwahahahahaha Poor thing. He was a ball o nerves and forgot lyrics and was just OFF. And who went home? He needed to go home but really....Kristy Lee Cock....oops I mean Cook should really have gone first.

Poor Kady sang her goodbye song so bad, I actually felt pretty bad for her. I know Luke really was not that good but he was so sweet. I hate to see his heart breaking. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh . Asia'H got sent home over Kristy. What a crock. I mean she is not all that great but she was waaaaaaay better then Kristy. I loved her hair straight. What? What does the world have against the queen. Ahhhhh man he was entertaining but I am not sure we are ready for a queen idol that is not actually a girl. I hated to see her cry it kind of choked me up.

Ahhhhhh Luke, you strike me as a really nice guy and it breaks my heart to see you suck. I mean that was the best you have eve done, but still sucked!! He is so very good. I want to download him singing that damn Phil Collins song to my Ipod . This girl is F I E R C E. He is such a queen and I love it. I hate all the Emo crap though. I wish he would just grow his hair longer, slap on some makeup and be a girl already. I mean he is adorable. That being said, I did not feel like he did very well this week. Stripper boy sang some Celine Dion. I swear he was channeling her or something. I am not sure if it is because I now know he was a stripper at a gay bar, but I find him a bit spicy now. I was disappointed. I love that dang song from THE BREAKFAST CLUB and I felt like he did not quite measure up. I also was so friggin ' aggravated when Randy implied it was done by INXS . It is Simple Minds you dumbass . That was the second friggin ' time that jackass got the artist wrong. WTF

I am so proud of Jennifer Love Hewitt. She let her backside get photographed and you know what, She is a woman. She does not have what people perceive as the "perfect ass" She has what all women have. The normal ass. Some bigger, some smaller, some fuller, some flatter . I am so proud of her for making it okay to have a normal woman's ass. She is setting a beautiful example for our girls. Well, she really is even setting a beautiful example for us, as women. We should all accept our bodies and just be healthy. It is hard to do, but I hope we will all be able to pass this message on to our daughters. I think Jennifer Love Hewitt is beautiful and has a lovely back side.

I found this on PageSix. I really thought the concept was awesome as is the portrait. Australian artist Vincent Fantauzzo tells PageSix.com "It was about how we all have different consciences and voices in our head that tell us what to do and how to react. They're not good or bad, they're just voices that we hear, telling us how to behave. That's what the other figures are in the painting." I find this so haunting. I really do love it. Even if he were still alive, I would understand its' meaning.

I can not believe Kady got to stay over Alaina . Kady is cute and all but talent wise..... WTF !!!!! And of course the poor girl cried. She just got the big ol ' boot. Alexandrea got voted off and dumbass , suck nuts Amanda got to stay. WTF !!!!!! Jason got sent home. Now get rid of David H. Who by the way, has now been found out as a stripper in a gay bar....... go figure. BWAHAHAHAHAHA I wonder if he will get the ax from American Idol. Didn't thy get rid of that big black girl for just doing lingerie? Man this season is so full of scandal. I am a little disappointed Robbie got the boot. I have been reading all this stuff about Robbie wearing a wig. He of course totally denies it. I do find the boy band pics of him that have surfaced so friggin ' hilarious. I am pretty sure Simon called it. Next, Luke needs to go. Oh and look at this. I found it on PageSix . BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA