Listen Katy, it is important to lower your caloric intake and increase your caloric outake if you want to lose those eight pounds you put on over the winter. Katy, those love handles hanging over the sides of your pants are not sexy nor is the "little" pooch. You must do your Pilates everyday. You must quit stuffung yourself with carbs. Why oh why are you such a carb addict. Why do you love the candy so. Why must you do this to yourself. You must fight the urges. Fight it. Be strong!!!! Oh and you stupid bitch, do not go outside and help Amy all day with a yard sale and not put sun block on your face. You are such an ass bag. Well, at least you are going to look like one pretty damn soon if you keep exposing your youthful supple skin to the sun. Bwahahahaha
We have one more week of school here, yet my children have already disconnected the brain switch. I hate to tell them but we will home school throughout the summer. Luckily for them we can get our work done in less then two hours with only three kids and of course the fact that I sneak projects in throughout our everyday activities. Ethan decided he is exempt from the school dress ode because school is almost out and the daughter has jumped on that band wagon. I decided to let it slide. I figure a cute little t-shirt isn't going to ruin any one's grades, they were all turned in on the 24Th, so we will see if I get a call from the school. So today's little golden nugget of delight is brought to you by Ethan. Mom:Ethan, quit messing with your business. Go to your room if you want to do that. Ethan: I am not messing with it, it hurts. It feels like I am going to bleed when I pee. Mom: Oh honey, I am sorry but you will have to go to your Dad. He is in charge of penises. I handl...
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