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Gotta Love the Whiskey

My poor eye!!!! After the injury from the dreaded bungee cord, I woke up this morning with a sty on the same eye. Dang, that eye just can't catch a break.

Yesterday my friend Mike MADE me drink whiskey and coke starting at three in the afternoon. I will just tell you, when a few of the mayors from another village came to bring Jennifer's mayor sign......I stuck it in my pants and danced around. Jennifer will be so disappointed she missed the show. Oh, and by the way, the sign is pretty big. I also called just about everyone I know (not very many people).

I am not sure if I have mentioned this or not, but one of my sister-in-laws isn't speaking to me. It is a very sad situation, because I like her and it puts a bit of a strain on family raltions. Anyways, We have a new neighbor across the street named Liz. She looks just like my sister-in-law. Talk about making a person homesick...........

Allright, that's it for now. I am really tired and am trying to recover from the whiskey shits. I know, I know....to much information. What can I say?!?!?!

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