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I am Friggin' Famous

I can't believe it. I am so friggin' famous. You may send me a self addressed stamped envelope and I will send you my autograph. Trust me folks, it is going to be worth big bucks pretty damn soon. I know you want to know where my newly found fame has come from don't you?!?! Well, I have been mentioned on BlackFives Blog and he is the biggidy bomb baby. I am freakin' man. I bet I get an invitation to walk the red carpet at the commissary now. I thought I was big time when My brother's site got a mention on MSNBC, but man. Thanks BlackFive for the shout out and thank you to my children for all the great shit stories and for down right tormenting me (I swear they are trying to kill me). Thank you to My friends back home in Texas for all your support. Thank you to my Dad for keeping my dog for the last year and a half. Thank you, of course, to my husband who always seems to play the straight man. I know you all think I am crazy, but this is like Snoop given you a shout out when excepting an award. My little ass blog was mentioned on his big ass popular blog. Holy ape shit!!! I guess if you haven't figured it out already, I am friggin' as excited as a fat girl at a buffet. Damn!!!!!

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