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Should Not Be on the Computer

I really should not have even opened this laptop. It has a tendency to suck me in. I have a shit ton of stuff I want to get done today.

  1. Attach flowers to Emily's curtain
  2. Put collector stuff on Emily's shelf
  3. Go to store
  4. Workout
  5. Swim with the kids
  6. Put away two weeks of laundry
  7. Finish school shopping for my niece and nephew
  8. Shop for an area rug for Emily's room
  9. Clean the kitchen
1, 2, 7 and 9 are done.

I wonder what the chances are that I will actually complete the other stuff. I was chatting with Rhianna last night and she asked me if I knew what the kids were going to be for Halloween. Are you kidding me girl? She already has patterns and material. I hate her. So, I guess I need to add that to my list of stuff to do. I want to just order 5 mullet wigs and have the entire family dress up as some good old fashioned 1980s white trash. You know with the bubba teeth and all.
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