Thursday, July 20, 2006
She's Got Big Balls, I've Got Big Balls
My Dad's wife and I had declared war and it wasn't pretty.
Then it happened. She got balls way bigger then mine and of course managed to be a bit less stubborn.
We were like Ebony and Ivory. I was so relieved to have the family battle come to an end.
Apologies were made and accepted all around. The celebrating began.
Of course when the news reached CNN and Fox News, the world began to celebrate with us.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh.......I am so relieved. I guess I can stop the binge drinking and shooting up heroin, popping xanax and of course beating my children and my pets.
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