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Saturday, May 13, 2006

Things that make you go HMMMMMMMM

A sneeze travels out your mouth at over 100 m.p.h.!
(found at StrangeFacts)
HMmmmmmmmm......Bird Flu? Need to move out to the country and but a shit load of supplies so I do not need to be around a bunch of germ (death) carrying people. I really am getting a bit paranoid about this bird flu thing. My heart was aching just from a little RSV. Did anyone see the TV movie about it? I couldn't watch it. Are you friggin' kidding me? I would be sitting here wearing a mask and surgical gloves as I typr if I had watched that show.

More money is spent on gardening than on any other hobby!
(found at Strange Facts)
Dear God I know that is true. We just finished praying to the weed god and asking him to please move along. We were not sure what to sacrifice. After arguing about who would get to sacrifice their children, we finally decided to offer up a bit of dog shit!!!

In Rochester, Michigan, the law is that anyone bathing in public must have the bathing suit inspected by a police officer (found at Strange facts)
I bet we would have a lot more people lining up to join our police services if this law was enforced.

In Texas, it is still a "hanging offense" to steal cattle.
This is why I Love Texas. I think we souhld increase the reasons a person can be hanged. I want to hang many many people. Especially child predators. Let's stop the cycle. Kill all pedophiles. End in insanity!!!!! Oh shit, I guess I could get off my soap box unh?

 

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