Friday, January 25, 2008
Self Proclaimed Poop Machine
Ethan: "I'm DOOOOOONE" (This is the call for us to get up off our asses and go wipe his butt)
Clint: "I'm Coming"
Ethan: (upon Clint's arrival to the poop depot) "Wait (grunt,grunt) I need to make one more poop"
Clint comes out to the living room to watch TV while he waits for the boy to finish his "business"
Ethan: "I'm DOOOOOONE"
Clint heads into the bathroom
Ethan: "I didn't make just one, I made two more poops."
Clint: "Okay" (I mean what exactly are you supposed to say to that)
Ethan: "I am a poop machine"
Clint: (laughing) Yes, yes you are.
Wipes his butt and follows him to be sure he gets back in bed.
Ethan: (turns around and tells Clint)"I really am a poop machine"
This is one of those conversations that makes me glad I am a parent.
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