Saturday, January 28, 2006

Forgotten Thursday

I did not post on Thursday and I really should have. It was quite a day.

I went to the gynecologist. Whoo Hoo. That's right ladies and gentlemen, I has a little plastic submarine inserted into my vagina

and a popsicle stick scrapped against my cervix. Oh yes, let us not forget the two finger probe. MMMMMM......That may be my favorite part. Okay, I hope everyone who may come across this knows that I am totally full of shit. My favorite part is having my droopy, fried egg boobs probed for any abnormalities.

That is really the best part. So, the outcome....."Your cervix looks great, just keep an eye out for your postcard in the mail." Oh yes, that's right, I have a good looking cervix. Jealous, don't be. It could still be covered in cancerous cells. I won't know until I receive that very personal post card. She also said "your breasts are great." Man, who's fucking standards is she going by. I am pretty sure tits that look like old, sad deflating balloons is not anyone's idea of great.

So, after searching the net and checking out a couple of places, like here and here, I have decide to change my blogs name to :

Okay, not really. But that would be pretty damn funny. Don't you think?


The Chapter Stories of Drama

My Photo
Location: San Antonio, Texas, United States

Wife, Mother, Student, Janitor, Doctor, Referee, Chef

Katy Nichols Stein | Create Your Badge

Freaky Friday
Way Back Wednesday
Calling All Marthas
To Dooce or Not to Dooce
Rachelle Said So
Good Morning Monday
Kinky Friedman
Getting Your Heart Pumping
Sick Sick Sense of Humor
Drying Up

February 2005
March 2005
April 2005
May 2005
June 2005
July 2005
August 2005
September 2005
October 2005
November 2005
December 2005
January 2006
February 2006
March 2006
April 2006
May 2006
June 2006
July 2006
August 2006
September 2006
October 2006
November 2006
December 2006
April 2007
May 2007
June 2007
October 2007
November 2007
January 2008
February 2008
March 2008
July 2008
August 2008
September 2008
December 2008
October 2009
November 2009
June 2010
July 2010
August 2010
January 2011
February 2011
March 2011
April 2011
May 2011
July 2013

Morrison Musings

The Frugal Girls

Who links to me?

Powered by Blogger

Designed by Troll Baby Graphics