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Stop My Thieving

Okay, I spent A LOT of time trying to figure out how to make my poop picture a background in photoshop. Guess what?!?! I am a total and complete photoshop dumb ass. So, here is the deal. I will continue to still shit from people until someone helps me (since I do not have money in our budget to buy computer experts).
I stole this from Meritt, who stole it from Sheri and Suzan.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Katy!

  1. Katy was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants.
  2. If you toss Katy 10000 times, she will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because her head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom!
  3. About 100 people choke to death on Katy each year!
  4. There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with Katy and water.
  5. Katy is the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees!
  6. While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as Katy.
  7. Katy can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period.
  8. There are six towns named Katy in the United States!
  9. The first toy product ever advertised on television was Mr Katy Head!
  10. Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like Katy.
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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Katherine!

  1. The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten Katherine.
  2. Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of Katherine in your ear 700 times.
  3. Katherine can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period!
  4. In a pinch, the skin from a shark can be used as Katherine.
  5. The National Heart Foundation recommends eating Katherine at least three times a week!
  6. Katherine has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all.
  7. Native Americans never actually ate Katherine; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness!
  8. Apples are covered with a thin layer of Katherine.
  9. Katherineolatry is the mindless worship of Katherine!
  10. Katherineocracy is government by Katherine.
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