Monday, June 06, 2005
Not quite Billionaires.
Clint is being promoted to Specialist. The kids and I will be heading up to his office this afternoon for the "ceremony". We already have problems deciding what to do with all of our riches. Now the cash will just overflow.
We will never be nearly as rich as Bill Gates. So, I send this message.
"Bill, I know that we are rich beyond our wildest dreams, after this HUGE promotion to Specialist. We will never be as rich as you. We hope that as you are sitting at your desk at home, cruising the net, you find our little blogs. Feel free to stop by hubby's blog and donate to his student loan fund. It is a mere 33,000 dollars. I believe you earn that in something like 2 minutes. I figure if you, the great Bill Gates, pays off Clint's student loan, we can spend these newly acquired riches on things like groceries, diapers, and of course the internet (So very important)."
I do hope you realize this post is oozing sarcasm. Be careful!!! Do not step in it.
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