I feel it is now time, with my advancing age, to begin sharing my wisdom. I would like to start sharing things that I have learned the hard way....Experience.
1. Pubic hairs also turn grey.
2. When you are pregnant you will get unexplainable, shooting ass pains.
3. Even small boobs sag after breast feeding three babies.
4. Your parents had sex more than the number of children they have...yuck!!!!
5. You will at some point want to cause your child harm....the important thing is that you don't.
6. Some toddlers paint with poop.
7. When a recipe calls for fresh parsley DO NOT use the same amount of dried parsley. Gross !!!
8. When you become a parent sleep is a thing of the past.
9. People without children just do not understand.
10. Once you are in the "mommy club", you can talk about you vagina, boobs, bowel movements and sex drive as freely as you want.
1. Pubic hairs also turn grey.
2. When you are pregnant you will get unexplainable, shooting ass pains.
3. Even small boobs sag after breast feeding three babies.
4. Your parents had sex more than the number of children they have...yuck!!!!
5. You will at some point want to cause your child harm....the important thing is that you don't.
6. Some toddlers paint with poop.
7. When a recipe calls for fresh parsley DO NOT use the same amount of dried parsley. Gross !!!
8. When you become a parent sleep is a thing of the past.
9. People without children just do not understand.
10. Once you are in the "mommy club", you can talk about you vagina, boobs, bowel movements and sex drive as freely as you want.
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