Ethan had his one year check up today. Let me just say that he is not a big fan of the FIVE SHOTS he got in the legs today. The doctor said his hydroseal (big balls) is a lot better and together we decided to wait until his 18 month checkup to decide about seeing a surgeon. I just do not want to put him through a major procedure if the fluid absorbs in the next six months. She said he is well above average in his gross and fine motor skills. Unlike the little geniuses he is right on target as far as verbal skills. I guess I will have to pull out the flash cards!!! I figure if they are all really really smart then they might be big nerds and never ever have sex. That whole thing really scares me. I would like to home school them until they are 40. Well, not really but I just want them to enjoy being a kid for as long as I deem normal.
We have one more week of school here, yet my children have already disconnected the brain switch. I hate to tell them but we will home school throughout the summer. Luckily for them we can get our work done in less then two hours with only three kids and of course the fact that I sneak projects in throughout our everyday activities. Ethan decided he is exempt from the school dress ode because school is almost out and the daughter has jumped on that band wagon. I decided to let it slide. I figure a cute little t-shirt isn't going to ruin any one's grades, they were all turned in on the 24Th, so we will see if I get a call from the school. So today's little golden nugget of delight is brought to you by Ethan. Mom:Ethan, quit messing with your business. Go to your room if you want to do that. Ethan: I am not messing with it, it hurts. It feels like I am going to bleed when I pee. Mom: Oh honey, I am sorry but you will have to go to your Dad. He is in charge of penises. I handl...
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