Skip to main content

A Day in the life of....ME

Since our little winter storm on Tuesday, We have had beautiful weather. The kids and I played outside all afternoon yesterday. It was great. So much less to clean up if we are outside. Daddy got home about 5PM and started on dinner (stuffed bell peppers...yummy). I stayed outside with the kids. I did send Emily (2 yrs old) in to ask Daddy to get Mommy something to drink. She came back with a glass of red wine. What a kid. Not even a drop on the carpet. I will rent her out for parties. Mention this blog and you get 15% off the rental fee. LOL. Emily is such a special little girl. She is very independent, always wanting to try to do things by herself. She is so kind and loving. Thank god I do not have to pay the babies for compliments. She will crawl up in my lap and tell me I am pretty. You gotta love that for the Ego!!! (Of course she doesn't have much to compare me to)
This morning I was "dropping the kids off at the pool" (where did that saying come from anyways?) and with three toddlers, I rarely get to do this by myself. This morning as I was given the ass a good wipe, My children cheered me on telling me "You a big gurl momma" and "good jub momma". Man, I am so accomplished. I can crap on my own and I always figure out Blues Clues before I even get the third clue. I am a friggin' prodigy!!! Having small kids is sometimes like those "I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express" commercials. They make me feel so smart sometimes. LOL

Comments

Popular posts from this blog

And I thought I should Change the Title of My Blog

I was considering a new layout, a new title, well just an overall new feel to my blog. I mean some things have changed since I first started recording my thoughts and feelings of the going ons in my everyday life. Well, I am no longer taking Paxil and well, crap.....I think that is it. I thought the poop was really no longer an issue as well until this week. Someone decided that an oopsie poopsie was not something they might share with their mother. You know the lady who does the laundry. I was blessed with the joy, upon removing clean clothes form the laundry, an overwhelming smell of shit. Yep, SHIT!!!! I had almost all the clothes in the dryer and noticed a wad, a ball, a massive roll of poop. Apparently someone had pooped enough in their underwear and then just snuck it into the dirty laundry. GROSS!!!! I mean really?!?!?!? You don't think you might have at least given me a heads up so that I could pre-clean the undies. Man, boys are so gross!

The Return

I have begun to gather my thoughts and put them into mini posts. It was then that I decided that this blog was often the best therapy possible for the trials and tribulations of everyday life. It is of course a way to also preserve for posterity the strange and delightful things that my children say. Back soon.

Oh Those Chickens

When I was a young girl, I was always suffering from some "ailment". I am pretty sure it was for attention. Of course the attention was often a spanking for being such a giant pain in the ass and after a trip to the doctor, the diagnosis was an attention whore. Well I'll be damned, my chickens are coming home to roost. They are coming home, pecking me in my ass, and then shitting on my head. Emily has a doctors appointment thia morning because she is certain that she cannot hear. I believe that her eras are clogged, but not that she is permantly going deaf. Dear god help me if she is because that will mean I actually have to get up off my ass wen I need her for something and can not just yell for her. UGH!!! This could be problematic either way. If my Mom were still alive, I am certain she would be attending all htese appointments with me just for the sheer joy of pointing and laughing at me. I mean really, if it wasn;t happening to me, I too would be pointing and laughin