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I mean IT!!! GOODBYE MONDAY!

First, let me say this post may have spelling and grammatical errors that are worse than usual. I am drinking some "thank god I survived Monday" wine.
Second, I just finished surfing thru blog explosion and found even more entertaining blogs. I have them in my favorites but have yet to blogroll them. I have to keep that list at a workable number. I will just wait until one of you bores me. I am just kidding of course., or am I?
Third, the twins did not want to go to bed tonight. It wouldn't be so bad, if they would figure out we can hear them. Dear sweet children of mine, we would not have to spank your ass if you would just be quiet. We would then be unaware of your defiance and you would not end up with a red baboon ass by the time you finally fall asleep. We spank you for your own good. All the studies say regular sleep is very important to your brain's development and we will spank you smart if we must.
Goodbye Monday here comes tomorrow!

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