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National Fart Day

I am officially declaring October 20th National Fart Day. To get everyone in the spirit, I thought I would post some fart funnies.


Now if you are a fart enthusiast, you might want to visit The Fart Mart.

For helpful facts about farts, I recommend this site. It may answer many of your fart questions.

I have found a scientific website that will allow you to recreate many famous farts with a simple click of your mouse. See here.

Now, if you need help idetifying your farts, please check here.
You can look here to see just what kind of farter you are.
I have also found a site for those of you who have a hard time admitting you farted. This site gives you many options.

I would like to also suggest some Fart reading Material. Please ask your local librarian if she carries these titles.

This one of course goes hand in hand with the History of Shit.


Then there is:


Now, once you have gotten suitable reading material, I suggest you head on over here

and get you a burrito.

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