The top three reasons you might be jealous:
1. We earn so little as PFCs in our United States Army, we qualify for WIC. (Gotta love the WIC)
2. All three of my children are sick. (Not the bird flu)
3. I get to take three sick toddlers to a WIC appointment. (Two have been doped up....one refuses and will puke if I force it.)
I bet so many people wish they were me right about now.
1. We earn so little as PFCs in our United States Army, we qualify for WIC. (Gotta love the WIC)
2. All three of my children are sick. (Not the bird flu)
3. I get to take three sick toddlers to a WIC appointment. (Two have been doped up....one refuses and will puke if I force it.)
I bet so many people wish they were me right about now.
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