Monday, May 23, 2005
No Nuts For You
Clint got home form work, changed his clothes, and and eased himself into the recliner with a can of cashews for a little relaxation time.(I have no doubt that was a run-on sentence. Who flippin' cares. The story is still funny.) Not long after, Emily came downstairs with a grand announcement. She had shit in her panties (my words, not hers). I was shocked. I cleaned her up and explained how utterly disgusting it is to poopoo in panties. She then saw the NUTS. As most two year olds (and dogs) do, she stared at Daddy, hoping to receive a beloved nut. At that point I exclaimed "Emily, quit looking at Daddy's nuts. They are not for you." It was already coming out of my mouth when I realized how awful it sounded. Clint and I could not stop laughing. Another thing I never thought I would hear myself say.
One more poop story and then I am done. It has been a funny poop day (seems like I have those a lot doesn't it).
Steven came to me and said "Mommy, Ethan has crap". To which I responded "WHAT?" His response? "Ethan has poopoo Mommy. He went Crap!" Ah, "Kids Say The Darndest Things"!!!
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