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Mother's Day, The Yard Sale, and The Bird Flu

First, Happy Mother's Day to all you sexy mothers out there in the blogosphere. I hope everyone had a wonderful time. I did nothing but lay in bed. This is where the bird flu comes in. No, I really did not have the bird flu, but I felt like ass. I did not get out of bed for anything but an occasional trip to the bathroom. I did not even touch my computer. I know, I know. It is a miracle. I suppose I now know I will not die if I go a full day without blogging, but I do not like it!!!
The yard sale Saturday went really well. We made enough to pay off one of our credit cards. Whoopee!!!! Anything that didn't sell, we gave to my friend Jenna. She is having a fundraising yard sale week after next. All the proceeds go to the 3rd ACR to buy cards and send packages to single soldiers and to throw all the guys a great coming home a party at the end of their tour. I couldn't think of anything I would rather that stuff support. We all know I am for supporting our guys (and girls).
I will be making my blog reading rounds this afternoon. I feel so out of the loop and I only missed one weekend.
Crazy unh?

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