Monday, July 11, 2005
Up to my ass and elbows
Please grant me the serenity to deal with potty training. I am up to my ass and elbows in piss and shit. Steven keeps taking off his underwear and peeing before he gets to the potty and Emily has diarhea and keeps getting up before she is done, leaving shit droplets on the floor. Why can you not make them potty trained at birth? I know of your capabilities and ask that you take this small request under advisement. Though it is to late for me, you would surely save other parents a great deal of frustration. You would also have a lot less Catholics having to confess of evil thoughts. You know the ones I mean. The killing of offsping, due to urine soaked carpet. Thank you for your consideration.
A frustrated mother who is already on paxill and cannot afford to turn to alcoholism.
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