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Where Have I Been?

If my tubes were not tied, I would swear I was pregnant.




I have felt so drained and sick to my stomach. This is the reason I have not been to all my favorite blogs the last two days. I plan on catching up today.

I have decided to take the advice I got from Curtis and rotate my gravatars. If any of you, my darling blog friends, find something you think I might like, please e-mail it to me or post it on your site so I can save it to my own computer. Whew, that run-on sentence made me run out of breath. Chris Farley will be back. Don't you worry.


Toni wanted to know how I changed my comment stuff. I logged into haloscan and went to settings to change the wording and add the kiss my ass gravatar. I then went to template to change the color and add my picture. Everyone should change to haloscan.


There is a contest going on over at Sexy Mama Jenny's site. Go there. She might be able to help get your crappy site looking bootylicious. I am almost done with my entry. I need my site to suit my personality a little more.

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