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WASSUP?!?!

Okay, here is the dirty low down.
One of my neighbors had her water break, so off to the hospital she and her hubby went and over came the 18 month old. She is the best baby. She is so easy to take care of. The only draw back? I was enjoying my third glass of wine. OOPS!!!!! I hope she didn't mind the wino breath.

I rearranged the living room and our bedroom all day yesterday, so I was not on the computer. Missed me, Missed me, Now you gotta kiss me. Today I have to get caught up on all my favorite blogs. Damn, that is going to take me all day. whew...I am excited just thinking about it.

Have I mentioned my other neighbor and I are running for Mayor and Deputy Mayor? I am so excited. I think I have a great partner in this endeavor. She is a real get things done kind of girl. I adore that biatch.

I was supposed to go to the post office yesterday. I had birthday cards to send to Katie and Kimberly, I had a card to send to Erik's wife, Birthday packages for two of Jack Army and Jill Army's girls, and a few other things to go out. An anniversary card for my baby brother and a couple of I miss the shit out of you cards. Didn't make it. I am no good. NO DAMN GOOD, I TELL YOU!!!!!

So, now that I have bored myself to tears with this horribly mundane post, I think I will go see if the kids need to poop or something. I need a little action.

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