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What the hell is this?

Yesterday while Clint was home for lunch, we noticed Emily had a little bump by her eye. No big deal you say? Well, this morning she woke up looking like the elephant man. Me may have to convert to Catholicism. That way she can be a nun. Well, no one is going to marry her looking like this.



Clint is taking her to the doctor this morning. I will give an update for those of you who care.

Now, you would think living here on post, we live with many true Americans. You would be right. It takes an American to be this redneck, whitetrash.

Hard to see? Well let me zoom in and lighten it for you.

That's right folks. Need to move your grill? Just pop one of the kids in the trunk and have them pull it while you drive through the neighborhood. Oh wait, they could be entrepreneurs. They may be starting there own fast food delivery service. Hungry for a hot off the grill steak? Call 1-800-dip-shit.

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