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Wow!!! It's Wednesday.

Today is Wednesday. So much to do, so much to do. Let's get started.

Wednesday's Wonder Blog:

Jennifer's self titled blog, Jennifer's World is one of my most favorite blogs. Part of that is because she is one of my most favorite bloggers. Jennifer is a stay at home mom to two beautiful children. I swear, I am not just saying that. They are really adorable. She plays bingo ALL the time (wins quite often). She is also a huge fan of the Goonies and Harry Potter. I think one of the things I look forward to if I ever get the chance to meet her in person is to just sit and people watch. I bet she has all kinds of funny things to say. Oh yes, I also love the way she changes her blog look a lot. It is like rearranging furniture. Gives you that fresh feeling. So, if you are not feeling fresh, or just want to befriend one of the sweetest people on earth, you better go visit Jennifer.

Way Back Wednesday:
Mama Duck, over at the Kept Woman, is playing way back Wednesday today. I decided I would play. This is me my junior year heading off to prom (I think) with my friend Bunny. My oldest, dearest friend (who isn't speaking to me right now) loaned me the dress. Hey, I was hot shit back then....nobody did their eyebrows. So, shut-up.

Now, for all of your viewing pleasure, I introduce Jack Army at the prom with his first babies Momma.

Hey JackArmy, Don't be mad, I could have posted the one when you wore Dad's 70's polyester brown suit...bwahahahahahaha....I may do it anyway if you aren't nice.

Update On Emily:

The doctors say Emily's eye problem is a hive (no it isn't...it is a bite). I know I am not a doctor, but I do not think it is a hive. They want to see her again tomorrow morning to see if the drugs I have to shove down her throat are effective(is it affective or effective...shit, I can not remember the rule). If they do nothing then she doesn't have a (yes I said A...AS IN ONE) hive. So, I guess we will see. Anyone know a good Catholic church in the Ft. Carson area. We are still considering converting.

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